How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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