So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
I think people are normalizing furries
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
Let's get this straight. I am six fucking feet tall. Do you even understand how limited my options in guys to date are? No. Did you see my last three boyfriends? I looked like a fucking giant next to them. So I will fuck this six-foot-seven Italian model even if I am the ugliest girl at this party because, goddammit, I deserve to.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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