i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
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