i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
I came so hard my ears popped.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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