Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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