Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
He kissed a someone with a penis
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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