You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
I am never going on a blind date ever again. He drank way too much and kept telling me I had a nice boob. Like.. Singular. What's the other one? The ugly twin?
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
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