Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
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