I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
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