med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
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