there were more penises there than on chat roulette
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
Randomize
