Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
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