she kept yelling 'call me bella'
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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