Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
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