Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
I think a kid would responsible me up
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
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