grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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