we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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