Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
After you puked you called ur mom and told her you fucked on her bed, then u said "Have a good night mommy!" hung up and passed out on my couch
that would explain 17missed calls and 3 very angry voicemails from her
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
you never un-have a 4some
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
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