so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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