never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
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