im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
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