You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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