Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
Randomize
