i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
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