Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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