Dual....:-)
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
Randomize
