shes about as inviting as chlamydia
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
And then the night went full on bisexual.
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
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