i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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