And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
Randomize
