I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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