That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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