HIV tests are more positive than that guy
she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
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