I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
he told me I talked like a deaf person
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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