So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
Randomize
