Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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