Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
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