Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
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