I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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