So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
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