Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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