It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
Getting a high five from your dog when you're stoned is one the greatest rewards of being a pet owner.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
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