You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
oh god was she eating orange peels again
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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