We're like a lot better than the average bears
I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
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