Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
Randomize
