don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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