The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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