Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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