before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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