yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
In other news, I just burned my penis
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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