he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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